hon hon oui oui bugette ~OrangeDude
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Do you remember when human beings used to be smart? Yeah me neither. ~OrangeDude
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Soos Claws is the best Mii Fighter ever in the history of ever. ~OrangeDude
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I'm not the guy who does the words. ~OrangeDude
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I...I can't...I have lost the ability to can. ~OrangeDude
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Fans: Hey, can we have Ryu in Smash? Sakurai: Shoryuken!! ~OrangeDude
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My overpowered Dong is not overpowered. ~OrangeDude
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Now I know my ABC, next time you won't drown in the sea. ~OrangeDude
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I'm NOT a princess, I'm a queen. ~OrangeDude
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Aye fite four my dong! ~OrangeDude
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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination~ ~OrangeDude
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My sister's boobs aren't as big as mine. ~OrangeDude
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People think it's easy because it's tea dea. ~OrangeDude
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I hate it when people have a penis that isn't mine. ~OrangeDude (misheard)
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Epona turned into a horse. ~OrangeDude's sister
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Uranus is one of the biggest (planets). ~OrangeDude's science teacher
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Keep blowing and stretch it. ~OrangeDude's science teacher
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What fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. ~Anton Checkhov
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If ever my life can be of any use to you, come and claim it. ~Anton Checkhov
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For God's sake, have some self-respect and do not run off at the mouth if your brain is out to lunch. ~Anton Checkhov
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It's very hard, feeling that you're no more than a piece of unwanted furniture in this world. ~Anton Checkhov
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I kept thinking how marvellous it would be if I could somehow tear my heart, which felt so heavy, out of my chest. ~Anton Checkhov
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In Moscow you sit in a huge room at a restaurant; you know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time you don't feel like a stranger. But here you know everyone and everyone knows you, and yet you are a stranger -- a stranger, and lonely... ~Anton Checkhov
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Oh, how people love to disappear from your life. Especially when you already got attached to them. ~Anton Checkhov
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The teacher must be an actor, an artist, passionately in love with his work. ~Anton Checkhov
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Curiosity killed the cat. ~???
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Knowledge is to know, that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is to not put it into a fruit salad. ~???
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How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision? ~???
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Finally my child can safely ram her head into a doorknob. What a time to be alive. ~???
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Imagine if you had a brain... ~???
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You can live next to a religion, but never within one ~my father
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Which direction is the sunlight coming from? ~my father (during a soccer match)
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Where's the front camera? ~My father
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The peeing didn't taste good. ~My father
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It IS 3D, but not like 3D. ~Supermariobros52
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No body is normal. We are normal in our own ways. ~Supermariobros52
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I was supposed to be a joke! ~Supermariobros52
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I move forward into the future at a rate of one second per second. ~Miransu Uwabami
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There's a 100% failure rate for those who do not try. ~Miransu Uwabami
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People REALLY WANT THEIR THINGS TO BE UP IN YOUR FACE. ~Miransu Uwabami
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People get killed... "Because I'm happy"... ~Tuuli
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Shit the ducks in! ~Tuuli
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Justice go aqua. ~Tuuli
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A: My dad used to lock me in the closet when I was three. B: My dad came out of the closet when I was four. ~Richard Jeni
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A: I'm neurotic, I need to see other people. B: I'm schizophrenic, I AM OTHER PEOPLE. ~Richard Jeni
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And I can hack into my friend for lunch. ~Mareep
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I WANT HIM BAAAACK...not in the group. ~Mareep
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Are you interested in a bottomless paradise never lonely to your dying breath? ~Watatsuki no Toyohime
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The history of evolution is the history of degeneration. ~Watatsuki no Toyohime
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It's three dee. ~ExPorygon
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How many yams do you think I have waiting in my inbox? ~ExPorygon
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I think I just peed your pants. ~MalStar1000
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The things, that cannot be cut by my Roukanken forged by youkai are next to none! ~Youmu Konpaku
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I'm really feeling it! ~Shulk
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The best thing that's ever come out of the generator is still:
"The boss's personality is decisive, but indecisive" ~CK Crash
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You're the sun in my sky. ~Shizuku Tokikaze
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But you are my sister and since you have always admired my Rolls Royce and I no longer need it I bequeath...another boot to the head. ~The Frantics, Last Will and Temperament (Mr. Muldoon's Will)
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I'm the best Greninja there ever did was. ~Evy/NoteBlock
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The jews control the banks, hollywood, the earth's core and the moon's orbit. ~DarkMatter2525
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I like the highscrapers. ~My mother
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The train to -Rashidiya- will arrive at -Rashidiya platform- ~Dubai metro station announcer
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Storm Sign "Thrust of a Splendid Old Man" ~Sparen's random spell name generator
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Genocide is just another game, no matter if it's humans or Makai residents. ~Yuuka Kazami
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Don't B♭, B#! ~AJS
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Don't die on me, or I'll kill you! ~Ran Yakumo (to Chen)
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Smoking may drastically shorten your cigarette. ~Someone at my school
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Bond is 47 years young. ~Illogicopedia, article on "Bondage"
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Donger Sign "Red Donger, Blue Donger" ~Conarnar
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Taste the power of Orochi, you ignorant human! ~Adagumo no Yaorochi
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We watched an audiobook in the car. ~My half sister
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So in order to unleash your ultimate attack, you need to be the person who touched the most balls. ~Hunguil/Banana
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My, jelly donuts are scary. ~Fujiwara no Mokou
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Officer: Where was the mobile phone? Me: In the jacket pocket. Officer: And where was the jacket pocket? ~Witness interview at the local police department.
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After a good meal I like to lie down on the floor and feel like complete garbage. It's a family tradition. ~Napstablook
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"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It IS a plane! And that plane is carrying DR. BEES!" ~Harry Partridge
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It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...on days like these, kids like you... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L . ~Sans
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I have no more bombs left, lemme die. ~Sparen
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We urgently need the vibrator. ~Alexander Bommes (German quiz show moderator)
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Iesua tried to 1cc life, but she lost. Easter was the day she used a continue. ~Kettune
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And as an example I'll infect myself with HIV...and then die of AIDS. ~My German teacher
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9a, those are the idiots from the A-level building, 9e, those are the creatures upstairs... ~My EL teacher
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if(ObjMove_GetX(whip) == ObjMove_GetX(Tres)){ Pleasure; } ~Akakyu
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And I will kill her children with death. ~Jesus
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A: We're looking for Ianto Jones. B: Well, you won't find him in my bed! ~Torchwood: Children of Earth
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I'm Lumen! I can tell you the time! ~Lumen Celeritas
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Anyone can feel free to make their own server and invite people I guess, and show off their woo. ~Trickysticks
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There are two refreshments in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine. ~Madame Vastra
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