Casebook of Luck, Resilience, and Perseverance Quotes (ft. OrangeDude, Anton Chekhov, and more):
hon hon oui oui bugette ~OrangeDude
Do you remember when human beings used to be smart? Yeah me neither. ~OrangeDude
Soos Claws is the best Mii Fighter ever in the history of ever. ~OrangeDude
I'm not the guy who does the words. ~OrangeDude
I...I can't...I have lost the ability to can. ~OrangeDude
Fans: Hey, can we have Ryu in Smash? Sakurai: Shoryuken!! ~OrangeDude
My overpowered Dong is not overpowered. ~OrangeDude
Now I know my ABC, next time you won't drown in the sea. ~OrangeDude
I'm NOT a princess, I'm a queen. ~OrangeDude
Aye fite four my dong! ~OrangeDude
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination~ ~OrangeDude
My sister's boobs aren't as big as mine. ~OrangeDude
People think it's easy because it's tea dea. ~OrangeDude
I hate it when people have a penis that isn't mine. ~OrangeDude (misheard)
Epona turned into a horse. ~OrangeDude's sister
Uranus is one of the biggest (planets). ~OrangeDude's science teacher
Keep blowing and stretch it. ~OrangeDude's science teacher
What fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. ~Anton Checkhov
If ever my life can be of any use to you, come and claim it. ~Anton Checkhov
For God's sake, have some self-respect and do not run off at the mouth if your brain is out to lunch. ~Anton Checkhov
It's very hard, feeling that you're no more than a piece of unwanted furniture in this world. ~Anton Checkhov
I kept thinking how marvellous it would be if I could somehow tear my heart, which felt so heavy, out of my chest. ~Anton Checkhov
In Moscow you sit in a huge room at a restaurant; you know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time you don't feel like a stranger. But here you know everyone and everyone knows you, and yet you are a stranger -- a stranger, and lonely... ~Anton Checkhov
Oh, how people love to disappear from your life. Especially when you already got attached to them. ~Anton Checkhov
The teacher must be an actor, an artist, passionately in love with his work. ~Anton Checkhov
Curiosity killed the cat. ~???
Knowledge is to know, that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is to not put it into a fruit salad. ~???
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision? ~???
Finally my child can safely ram her head into a doorknob. What a time to be alive. ~???
Imagine if you had a brain... ~???
You can live next to a religion, but never within one ~my father
Which direction is the sunlight coming from? ~my father (during a soccer match)
Where's the front camera? ~My father
The peeing didn't taste good. ~My father
It IS 3D, but not like 3D. ~Supermariobros52
No body is normal. We are normal in our own ways. ~Supermariobros52
I was supposed to be a joke! ~Supermariobros52
I move forward into the future at a rate of one second per second. ~Miransu Uwabami
There's a 100% failure rate for those who do not try. ~Miransu Uwabami
People REALLY WANT THEIR THINGS TO BE UP IN YOUR FACE. ~Miransu Uwabami
People get killed... "Because I'm happy"... ~Tuuli
Shit the ducks in! ~Tuuli
Justice go aqua. ~Tuuli
A: My dad used to lock me in the closet when I was three. B: My dad came out of the closet when I was four. ~Richard Jeni
A: I'm neurotic, I need to see other people. B: I'm schizophrenic, I AM OTHER PEOPLE. ~Richard Jeni
And I can hack into my friend for lunch. ~Mareep
I WANT HIM BAAAACK...not in the group. ~Mareep
Are you interested in a bottomless paradise never lonely to your dying breath? ~Watatsuki no Toyohime
The history of evolution is the history of degeneration. ~Watatsuki no Toyohime
It's three dee. ~ExPorygon
How many yams do you think I have waiting in my inbox? ~ExPorygon
I think I just peed your pants. ~MalStar1000
The things, that cannot be cut by my Roukanken forged by youkai are next to none! ~Youmu Konpaku
I'm really feeling it! ~Shulk
The best thing that's ever come out of the generator is still: "The boss's personality is decisive, but indecisive" ~CK Crash
You're the sun in my sky. ~Shizuku Tokikaze
But you are my sister and since you have always admired my Rolls Royce and I no longer need it I bequeath...another boot to the head. ~The Frantics, Last Will and Temperament (Mr. Muldoon's Will)
I'm the best Greninja there ever did was. ~Evy/NoteBlock
The jews control the banks, hollywood, the earth's core and the moon's orbit. ~DarkMatter2525
I like the highscrapers. ~My mother
The train to -Rashidiya- will arrive at -Rashidiya platform- ~Dubai metro station announcer
Storm Sign "Thrust of a Splendid Old Man" ~Sparen's random spell name generator
Genocide is just another game, no matter if it's humans or Makai residents. ~Yuuka Kazami
Don't B♭, B#! ~AJS
Don't die on me, or I'll kill you! ~Ran Yakumo (to Chen)
Smoking may drastically shorten your cigarette. ~Someone at my school
Bond is 47 years young. ~Illogicopedia, article on "Bondage"
Donger Sign "Red Donger, Blue Donger" ~Conarnar
Taste the power of Orochi, you ignorant human! ~Adagumo no Yaorochi
We watched an audiobook in the car. ~My half sister
So in order to unleash your ultimate attack, you need to be the person who touched the most balls. ~Hunguil/Banana
My, jelly donuts are scary. ~Fujiwara no Mokou
Officer: Where was the mobile phone? Me: In the jacket pocket. Officer: And where was the jacket pocket? ~Witness interview at the local police department.
After a good meal I like to lie down on the floor and feel like complete garbage. It's a family tradition. ~Napstablook
"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It IS a plane! And that plane is carrying DR. BEES!" ~Harry Partridge
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...on days like these, kids like you... S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L . ~Sans
I have no more bombs left, lemme die. ~Sparen
We urgently need the vibrator. ~Alexander Bommes (German quiz show moderator)
Iesua tried to 1cc life, but she lost. Easter was the day she used a continue. ~Kettune
And as an example I'll infect myself with HIV...and then die of AIDS. ~My German teacher
9a, those are the idiots from the A-level building, 9e, those are the creatures upstairs... ~My EL teacher
if(ObjMove_GetX(whip) == ObjMove_GetX(Tres)){ Pleasure; } ~Akakyu
And I will kill her children with death. ~Jesus
A: We're looking for Ianto Jones. B: Well, you won't find him in my bed! ~Torchwood: Children of Earth
I'm Lumen! I can tell you the time! ~Lumen Celeritas
Anyone can feel free to make their own server and invite people I guess, and show off their woo. ~Trickysticks
There are two refreshments in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine. ~Madame Vastra

Current (and possible future) projects/goals:
Finish Touhou Keikanriku ~ Foreign Mythological World
Finish Danmaku Shitodo ~ Reverse Spell Card
Learn Blender

(NOTE: All characters mentioned here that do not originate from Japanese mythology are from the Len'en series and as such do not have a specified gender. I will be referring to them according to my personal headcanon)

Adagumo no Saragimaru (徒雲 蛇穴丸) - Final Eye
Saragimaru is Adagumo no Yaorochi's younger sister who was born from Yamata no Orochi's eye after he was slain by Susanoo. Yaorochi became obsessed with a magic sword known as Tasouken due to being born from Orochi's arm. However, Tasouken is cursed with the ability to sever relationships and as such, Yaorochi and Saragimaru had to part ways after the latter was slashed by the former. Saragimaru still secretly looks after Yaorochi, because he is her only living relative, as all other descendants of Orochi died. Yaorochi on the other hand doesn't care about Saragimaru anymore and has likely forgotten about her.

Saragimaru first appeared as the Extra Stage boss in Len'en Tasouken ~ Earthen Miraculous Sword. After having heard that the heroes (Yabusame Houren, Tsubakura Enraku or Kuroji Shitodo, depending on who you play as) have foiled Yaorochi's plan of restoring Tasouken, she lures them into a trap in an attempt to kill them, but she fails. In the folllwing game, Len'en Reiretsuden ~ Reactivate Majestical Imperial she is a playable character partnered with Kuroji Shitodo. However, Yaorochi, along with his assistant/friend Sukune Katano also heads out to resolve the incident of this game. When playing as Yaorochi and Sukune, you will encounter Kuroji and Saragimaru as bosses on the fourth stage. Saragimaru's face is censored during this battle, either because she doesn't want Yaorochi to recognize her, or because of Tasouken's ability to sever relations.

JynX, the creator of the Len'en series, has also revealed that both, Yaorochi and Saragimaru will appear as bosses in the next game, Len'en Ten'eisenki ~ Brilliant Pagoda or Haze Castle.

My profile picture is Saragimaru's portrait from RMI, whereas the image on the right side of my posts is Saragimaru's portrait from EMS. The image on the right side of my quotes is Yaorochi's sprite from EMS and RMI. The pattern in the background of my posts is part of Yaorochi's spell background, and the sigil behind my avatar is part of Saragimaru's spell background.

Saragimaru's battle theme from EMS: Mono Eye ~ Ironic Fate
Kuroji and Saragimaru's battle theme from RMI: Keep the History