yo mamma jokes!

[stickdude10]

this topic is for you to post the best yo mamma jokes you can find! I found a site that can supply me with lots of these jokes, which I'll post from time to time, that goes double if I'm not getting any posts.

1-yo mamma is like a bag of chips, Free-To-Lay. (lol)

2-yo mamma is so stupid, she thought boyz ll men was a day care center. (my fave!)

3-yo mamma is so fat her clothes come in 3 sizes: large, extra large, and HOLY SHIT IT'S COMING!

4-yo mamma is so fat when I yelled "KOOL AID MAN!" she came crashing through the wall.

5-yo mamma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

DON'T U DARE REPORT THIS BECAUSE OF THE FIRST JOKE! ALSO, THESE JOKES ARE NOT DIRECTED TO ANYBODY'S MOM! I putting this because I don't need a 5 year old reporting this. I won't put up with False Reporters.

[stickdude10]

here are some of the best jokes I can provide:

1-yo mamma has an eating disorder: she be eatin' dis order, she be eatin' dat order, she be eatin' all the damn orders!

2-you'll never be the man yo mamma was. (LOL)

3-yo mamma is so bald you could see whats on her mind.

4-yo mamma's head is so small she got her ears pierced and died.

5-yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw 911, it was on her scale.

BONUS JOKE-yo mamma is so stupid she thought Tiger Woods was an indian forest.

[Getlucky12341]

Yo mama so stupid. She told Yo mama jokes to an orfanage.

(yes I suck at spelling)

[mralpha]

Yo mamma fails at throwing a stone on the ground.
Yo mamma goes to an Uglyess-Contest and the jury says "No experts allowed"

[smithycrack]

Yo Mamma is max31!
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she rated max31's tilesets 10.

[mralpha]

Yo Mamma is max31!
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she rated max31's tilesets 10.

That's not funny.
I've got a better one:
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she didn't realize smithycrack is a troll!